Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt

Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt

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Original price was: $29.50.Current price is: $21.75.

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Size Guide

Classic Men's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in
4XL	34 in	30 in
5XL	35 in	32 in

Classic Wonen's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	25.5 in	17.25 in	13.25 in
M	26 in	19.25 in	14 in
L	27 in	21.25 in	14.75 in
XL	28 in	23.25 in	15.75 in
2XL	28.5 in	25.25 in	16.75 in
3XL	29 in	27.25 in	17.5 in

Men's V-neck T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	27.5 in	18 in
M	28.75 in	20 in
L	29.75 in	22 in
XL	30.75 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in

Women V-neck T-shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	25.5 in	17.25 in
M	26 in	19.25 in
L	27 in	21.25 in
XL	28 in	23.25 in
2XL	28.5 in	25.25 in

Men's Long Sleedved T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27.5 in	18 in	31.75 in
M	28.75 in	20 in	33.5 in
L	29.75 in	22 in	35.25 in
XL	30.75 in	24 in	36.75 in
2XL	32 in	26 in	38.25 in

Women's Long Sleedved T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	25.25 in	16 in	30.25 in
M	26.25 in	17 in	31.25 in
L	27.25 in	18.5 in	32.75 in
XL	28 in	19.5 in	34.25 in
2XL	28.5 in	22 in	35.25 in

Premium Men's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in
3XL	33 in	28 in

Premium Women's T-Shirt

Size	Length	Width
S	26.25 in	16 in
M	26.75 in	16.75 in
L	27.38 in	17.75 in
XL	28 in	18.75 in
2XL	28.62 in	19.75 in

Men's Tank Top

Size	Length	Width
S	28 in	18 in
M	29 in	20 in
L	30 in	22 in
XL	31 in	24 in
2XL	32 in	26 in

Women's Tank Top

Size	Length	Width
S	25.25 in	16.5 in
M	26.25 in	17.5 in
L	27.25 in	19 in
XL	28 in	20 in
2XL	28.5 in	22.5 in

Unisex Sweater

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27 in	20 in	33.5 in
M	28 in	22 in	34.5 in
L	29 in	24 in	35.5 in
XL	30 in	26 in	36.5 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	37.5 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	38.5 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Unisex Hoodie

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	27 in	20 in	33.5 in
M	28 in	22 in	34.5 in
L	29 in	24 in	35.5 in
XL	30 in	26 in	36.5 in
2XL	31 in	28 in	37.5 in
3XL	32 in	30 in	38.5 in
4XL	33 in	32 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Kid T-tshirt

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve	Note
XS	20.5 in	16 in	13.5 in	4-5 years
S	22 in	17 in	14.5 in	6-7 years
M	23.5 in	18 in	15.5 in	8-9 years
L	25 in	19 in	16.5 in	10-11 years
XL	26.5 in	20 in	17.5 in	12-13 years

Kid Sweatshirt

Size	Length	Width
XS	19 in	16 in
S	21 in	17 in
M	22 in	18 in
L	24 in	19 in
XL	25 in	20 in

Estimated arrival

Nov 03

Nov 04 - Nov 06

Nov 10 - Nov 13

Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt – Because Normal is Overrated

Let’s be real: life’s too short for boring shirts. The Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt is made for legends who don’t take life (or themselves) too seriously. Whether you’re the group’s designated funny person or just want to confuse people at the grocery store – this tee delivers laughs with every glance.

We don’t joke about quality though. Each shirt is made with Bella+Canvas and Comfort Colors® – aka the soft stuff. Add DTG printing that keeps your jokes sharp and readable after 100 washes (unlike that one hoodie from 2012). It’s built to last – unlike your last situationship.

International Humor? We Got You.

Whether you’re spreading sarcasm in Seattle or serving sass in Sydney – the Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt ships worldwide. Because irony and memes have no borders, and neither should your t-shirt game.

Quick Delivery (Because You're Impatient)

We print and pack your sarcasm in 1–3 business days. US shipping takes about 5–7 days. International orders may take 1–2 weeks, depending on how motivated the postal system is. Either way, the wait = worth it.

Cheap Shipping = More Money for Tacos

Let’s not overthink this. Here’s the deal:

US Shipping:

Free shipping when you buy 2 or more – smart move
Flat $5.99 shipping if you only buy 1 – still a steal

International Shipping:

Free shipping after your first item – flex
$7.99 flat rate – globally good vibes

For shipping drama, visit our Shipping Policy – it's not even boring, promise.

Choose Your Flavor of Funny: Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt

This isn’t one-style-fits-all. We’ve got formats for every mood:

Classic Tee – tried, true, and totally weird
Premium Tee – for high-end sarcasm
V-Neck – because your collarbones deserve attention
Tank Top – sleeveless but never speechless
Men’s Long Sleeve – for cold weather jokes
Women’s Long Sleeve – cozy and chaotic
Unisex Hoodie – wrap yourself in sarcasm
Unisex Sweatshirt – comfort meets comedy

100% cotton in most styles – soft like your ex’s apology (but way more reliable). Questions? Contact us. We don't ghost.

Checkout Without Stress. Support Without Auto-Replies.

Add to cart, pay, done. We don’t make it complicated. US delivery in 5–7 days. Worldwide in 12–15 (unless the Earth tilts weird again).

Need help? Message us – we reply like actual humans. Shocking, right?

No Returns for Regret (But We’ve Got You)

All shirts are made-to-order, so if you ordered the wrong size or had an identity crisis mid-checkout – we can’t do returns. But if we mess something up? We fix it. No drama, no forms, no talking to bots named Chad.

Read our Refund & Return Policy if you like rules. We wrote it sober.

Funny. Comfortable. Unapologetic. Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt

The Not Today Pecker Chicken Lover Tee Shirt is for people who don’t just want to wear something – they want to say something. Boldly. Weirdly. Hilariously. So go ahead, make strangers do double takes. Order now and let your t-shirt speak louder than your mouth ever could.

Brand	Proud Job Tees LLC
Manufacturer	Proud Job Tees LLC

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