Mammon Spring Shirt
Original price was: $29.50.$21.75Current price is: $21.75.
Size Guide
Classic Men's T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 28 in | 18 in |
| M | 29 in | 20 in |
| L | 30 in | 22 in |
| XL | 31 in | 24 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in |
| 3XL | 33 in | 28 in |
| 4XL | 34 in | 30 in |
| 5XL | 35 in | 32 in |
Classic Wonen's T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 25.5 in | 17.25 in | 13.25 in |
| M | 26 in | 19.25 in | 14 in |
| L | 27 in | 21.25 in | 14.75 in |
| XL | 28 in | 23.25 in | 15.75 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 25.25 in | 16.75 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 27.25 in | 17.5 in |
Men's V-neck T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 27.5 in | 18 in |
| M | 28.75 in | 20 in |
| L | 29.75 in | 22 in |
| XL | 30.75 in | 24 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in |
Women V-neck T-shirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 25.5 in | 17.25 in |
| M | 26 in | 19.25 in |
| L | 27 in | 21.25 in |
| XL | 28 in | 23.25 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 25.25 in |
Men's Long Sleedved T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 27.5 in | 18 in | 31.75 in |
| M | 28.75 in | 20 in | 33.5 in |
| L | 29.75 in | 22 in | 35.25 in |
| XL | 30.75 in | 24 in | 36.75 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in | 38.25 in |
Women's Long Sleedved T-Shirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 25.25 in | 16 in | 30.25 in |
| M | 26.25 in | 17 in | 31.25 in |
| L | 27.25 in | 18.5 in | 32.75 in |
| XL | 28 in | 19.5 in | 34.25 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 22 in | 35.25 in |
Men's Tank Top
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 28 in | 18 in |
| M | 29 in | 20 in |
| L | 30 in | 22 in |
| XL | 31 in | 24 in |
| 2XL | 32 in | 26 in |
Women's Tank Top
| Size | Length | Width |
| S | 25.25 in | 16.5 in |
| M | 26.25 in | 17.5 in |
| L | 27.25 in | 19 in |
| XL | 28 in | 20 in |
| 2XL | 28.5 in | 22.5 in |
Unisex Sweater
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 27 in | 20 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 28 in | 22 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 29 in | 24 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 30 in | 26 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 31 in | 28 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 32 in | 30 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 33 in | 32 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Unisex Hoodie
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
| S | 27 in | 20 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 28 in | 22 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 29 in | 24 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 30 in | 26 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 31 in | 28 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 32 in | 30 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 33 in | 32 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Kid T-tshirt
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | Note |
| XS | 20.5 in | 16 in | 13.5 in | 4-5 years |
| S | 22 in | 17 in | 14.5 in | 6-7 years |
| M | 23.5 in | 18 in | 15.5 in | 8-9 years |
| L | 25 in | 19 in | 16.5 in | 10-11 years |
| XL | 26.5 in | 20 in | 17.5 in | 12-13 years |
Kid Sweatshirt
| Size | Length | Width |
| XS | 19 in | 16 in |
| S | 21 in | 17 in |
| M | 22 in | 18 in |
| L | 24 in | 19 in |
| XL | 25 in | 20 in |
Estimated arrival
Aug 30
Aug 31 - Sep 02
Sep 06 - Sep 09
Mammon Spring Shirt – Because Normal is Overrated
Let’s be real: life’s too short for boring shirts. The Mammon Spring Shirt is made for legends who don’t take life (or themselves) too seriously. Whether you’re the group’s designated funny person or just want to confuse people at the grocery store – this tee delivers laughs with every glance.
We don’t joke about quality though. Each shirt is made with Bella+Canvas and Comfort Colors® – aka the soft stuff. Add DTG printing that keeps your jokes sharp and readable after 100 washes (unlike that one hoodie from 2012). It’s built to last – unlike your last situationship.
International Humor? We Got You.
Whether you’re spreading sarcasm in Seattle or serving sass in Sydney – the Mammon Spring Shirt ships worldwide. Because irony and memes have no borders, and neither should your t-shirt game.
Quick Delivery (Because You're Impatient)
We print and pack your sarcasm in 1–3 business days. US shipping takes about 5–7 days. International orders may take 1–2 weeks, depending on how motivated the postal system is. Either way, the wait = worth it.
Cheap Shipping = More Money for Tacos
Let’s not overthink this. Here’s the deal:
US Shipping:
- Free shipping when you buy 2 or more – smart move
- Flat $5.99 shipping if you only buy 1 – still a steal
International Shipping:
- Free shipping after your first item – flex
- $7.99 flat rate – globally good vibes
For shipping drama, visit our Shipping Policy – it's not even boring, promise.
Choose Your Flavor of Funny: Mammon Spring Shirt
This isn’t one-style-fits-all. We’ve got formats for every mood:
- Classic Tee – tried, true, and totally weird
- Premium Tee – for high-end sarcasm
- V-Neck – because your collarbones deserve attention
- Tank Top – sleeveless but never speechless
- Men’s Long Sleeve – for cold weather jokes
- Women’s Long Sleeve – cozy and chaotic
- Unisex Hoodie – wrap yourself in sarcasm
- Unisex Sweatshirt – comfort meets comedy
100% cotton in most styles – soft like your ex’s apology (but way more reliable). Questions? Contact us. We don't ghost.
Checkout Without Stress. Support Without Auto-Replies.
Add to cart, pay, done. We don’t make it complicated. US delivery in 5–7 days. Worldwide in 12–15 (unless the Earth tilts weird again).
Need help? Message us – we reply like actual humans. Shocking, right?
No Returns for Regret (But We’ve Got You)
All shirts are made-to-order, so if you ordered the wrong size or had an identity crisis mid-checkout – we can’t do returns. But if we mess something up? We fix it. No drama, no forms, no talking to bots named Chad.
Read our Refund & Return Policy if you like rules. We wrote it sober.
Funny. Comfortable. Unapologetic. Mammon Spring Shirt
The Mammon Spring Shirt is for people who don’t just want to wear something – they want to say something. Boldly. Weirdly. Hilariously. So go ahead, make strangers do double takes. Order now and let your t-shirt speak louder than your mouth ever could.
| Brand | Proud Job Tees LLC |
|---|---|
| Manufacturer | Proud Job Tees LLC |
Mammon Spring
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